Time to say Sayonala - Davidson College Commencement 2009

If you are sick of school, then this day is for you. On this day, not only you do not need to hand in any homework, but also your professors, whom you have been pleasing for 4 years of your precious life, will salute and please you. On May 17th, 2009, this is exactly what is happening to Davidson College Class of 2009.

Your professors will line up for you instead of the reverse. Your parents will be back there looking at you instead of the reverse.

Don’t be scared my friend. You are not in China or India. You are still in America.

Look at how pleased each graduate is. Understand what they have been through. Decide not to go to college. Logical, isn’t it?

Professors get to wear good-looking colorful gowns because they are still above you. I’m sorry, graduates.

Powerhouses of this college. Don’t mess with them, or they hold your diploma, which is THE thing you have paid 200K dollars and 4 years of your life for.

It reminds me of something… Uh… maybe the Gas Chamber?

Professors love to read. They don’t give up a chance to read even during the commencement.

These are the parents or spectators that want to become professors.

The talking dude is the president. Oh, he is not graduating this year. In fact, he graduated lots of years ago.

They are happy, which I don’t understand.

They anxiously wait in line. They want to get it over with. Oh.

It’s probably the last day you are going to see your president, treasure it.

They just want you to remember this moment. That’s why photographers are there. Don’t worry, they are not testing if you are a ghost or not.

See this kid? He is the First Honor. What does that mean? That usually means that he have had a miserable 4 years. Cases may vary for different individuals.

Ignore my comments, my dear graduating class. I congratulate you on your graduation. You have made it. There are still a long way for me to go. Wish me good luck please.