The union of the century

Christians believe that marriage is the manifestation of the union of two separated “one”s. In Genesis, the Bible explicitly states that Eve was made out of one of Adam’s ribs. Hence, a marriage, in which a man and a woman establish a permanent relationship with each other, is the return of the “rib” to the “body” (kinda like transplant surgery). If this is true, then I had the honor to witness the union of the century, the made of Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Calton.

CIA agents are ubiquitous. You simply cannot avoid them.

Groomsmen and Bridesmaids. They are basically the people doing dirty works behind the scene.

People are happy about them getting married. Hmm…

The person on the left is the leader of one of the most influential gangs in the nation. The person on the right is his partner, who is second in charge. This explains why we saw CIA agent earlier today.

CIA agent is left unprotected. His assistants are very inexperienced.

That’s what should happen, CIA agents should be able to blend into the crowd and collect information without letting anyone realize.

He has red hair, red cheek, red lips. This proves that he is a healthy good man.

There is electric current going on in between these two people’s eyes.

I did not know that Wes cannot eat a cake by himself. Is that the reason he is getting married?

Ah, this is the reason he is getting married.

Even though he might embarrass himself in front of the public, it is worth it.

Another CIA agent with his apprentice. He has a special ability called laser eye beam.

A good thing about getting married is that you can get drunk and nobody will blame you.

Somebody might even kiss you when you get drunk.

See, that’s why he is so happy.

And he is not so happy.

I have no idea why he is so happy.

No comment.

It’s the time for the agent to unleash his true power.

After witnessing all the benefits of marriage, someone else is eager to get married.

Hahahahahahah.

This picture reveals that there are plenty people with supernatural abilities. The most common one is laser eye beam.

Oh.

A good example of what it looks like when laser eye beam is activated.

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