A Day of Birth, A Day of Celebration

Nowadays people become so boring to a point that they have to find a reason to hang out. When God was creating this world, he made such thing called “birthday” to quench our thirst for our desire to lets-find-a-reason-and-hang-out-together. On Sept 18th, 2009, just 8 years and 7 days after the famous 911, we hung out due to a fortunate birth that took place two decades ago.

Manipulation of the angle of framing enables photographers to lie. This male in question is actually not doing what you think he is doing.

He looks like that he’s full of questions. He’s here to be educated.

He looks like his need for knowledge will never be satisfied.

He looks enlightened.

This guy apparently does not like that guy.

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Yes?

Troubled sir, how may I help you?

Apparently I look like some sort of criminal.

What? You think I am a criminal too?

Yes, I do look like a criminal.

He looks like a judge, a judge from Massachusetts.

He is my partner. If I got busted, he’s not too far from the slammer.

Oh my, he looks sooo judgy.

Quick question: how many people are there in this picture?

You need to get a new pair of glasses.

He is a happy individual.

You look sleepy, child. Go and take a nap.

I believe that you are the official spokesperson from Colgate.

Believe me, you need two people the size of a football player to consume this thing.

They are not yet married. They are still dating.

He is single.

Do I look awesome to you?

Uh… They are still dating.

He is still single.

He probably just got kicked in the…

He has eyes of eagle. They kill.

A PICTURE WAS REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF THE SUBJECT.

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Do I really look that scary? Oh, come on.

A fork in the mouth. I cannot comprehend her intention using normal human logic.

Does the light above his head indicate his enlightenment?

Innocent boy.

Innocent girl.

Boy.

Boy and girl. They are dating.

Apparently he has recovered from that terrible assault.

I think now she got used to my look.

The person on the left is channeling voodoo magic to seduce the innocent girl on the right. Unfortunately, it works.

How can I forget this person?

As much as I would like these pictures to remain here, if you do very much indeed genuinely absolutely accurately completely definitely irreversibly seriously feel uncomfortable about your picture being shown here, please let me know and I will immediately add sorrow to this world (by pulling your pictures from this website).

Please be advised that all comments are purely for entertainment purposes. I will not testify in court to anything I have written here.