A Tribute to The Big Boys

Good things come and go. Good people gather and separate. The big boys had a banquet to celebrate their friendship. Chinese style, of course.

This white dude has never used a pair of chopsticks before. He is panicking.

He is still panicking. He is not very good at math.

He is awed by my good look.

He is too.

He does not like me.

He has never seen an Asian before. Therefore he is surprised.

He teeth is whiter than his shirt.

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He has some dimples. They are good for attracting girls without dimples.

He does not have dimples. It is good for attracting girls with dimples.

He is a human. It is good for attracting human girls.

He is not a human. It is good for nothing.

This smile passes the stringent ISO 9002 standard. It is how air hostesses smile.

He is mind controlling the chef so that he can cook up stuff faster.

He drives a pick-up truck. My comment stops here.

He is from New Jersey. My comment stops here.

He gazes into the imaginary food in front of him.

He is out of his mind.

Uh?

He reminds me of the Terminator.

He reminds me of Mr. Beans.

He reminds me of pedophiles.

He reminds me of mad scientists (and he is).

He reminds me of my countrymen.

He reminds me of dry cleaners.

Pointing with your chopsticks is considered extremely offensive in chopstick-using countries.

These guys are from Secret Service.

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The food he is picking up is fried squid. Three seconds later, he experienced a high.

They are homosexuals. And apparently it is OK to be homosexuals nowadays.

They are really excited about finding each other and getting out of the closet.

They want to show to other people that they are just as normal as others.

The guy on the far left is the director of Human Rights Campaign.

A despicable human being with a despised despising look.

You have a great beard.

You look hispanic. No offense.

He is an enlightened person. He is always happy.

Do you think this person looks like a bird? I don’t think so. But apparently a lot of people do.

He has not much to live for. He is headed towards Israel.

He is still very good at attracting girls with dimples.

I do not know what he is trying to imply with his facial expression.

He is from New Jersey, remember?

This photo is not suitable for individuals under 18. So if you are under 18, oops.

The room in which I lived for an entire year. Picture shown is my side. Usually it is cleaner than this since this picture is taken in the middle of packing.

Again, as usual, all comments are a joke. If you are offended, please be offended.