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When The World Meets

bck_4650The following set of photos are the evidence that the world can work without war. 34 bright individuals coming from all over the world gather here and no conflict has broken out. Scroll down for more internationalness.

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bck_4458There are 76 pictures in total in this set of album. 74 of them were taken by this guy in the picture. 2 were taken by his proudest disciple.

bck_4471Most people become happy when they see me. She is not an exclusion.

bck_4472She, however, only becomes happy when seeing an orange.

bck_4478He does not like staring into the lens. He fears that it will steal his soul.

bck_4487She wears contact lenses. Can you see that?

bck_4490This is what British people look like. And yes, their eyes are red.

bck_4491She thinks Taiwan is an independent country. I am planning a class for her.

bck_4492See? She becomes happy when she sees me.

bck_4500She is not from England. She is from Germany.

bck_4501He is still avoiding the camera lens.

bck_4502He is bored.

bck_4503She still thinks Taiwan is an independent country.

bck_4507He knows how to speak.

bck_4511No, she does not speak Mandarin.

bck_4513He does.

bck_4515He is showing off his teeth. He uses Colgate everyday.

bck_4516She plays soccer very very well.

bck_4518She cooks very very well.

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bck_4520He is bound to be a good student.

bck_4523Oh no!

bck_4524Remember? She is British.

bck_4529I’m sorry. I’m not scared.

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bck_4539She is very delighted to see everyone.

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bck_4542Zen session is over.

bck_4543She is also afraid of the camera stealing her soul. But she was told that by not looking into the lens with both eyes it can prevent her soul from being sucked out.

bck_4544Oh no! Her soul is stolen!

bck_4546Bored look #1

bck_4547Bored look #2

bck_4548At least she tries to look interested.

bck_4549She tries even harder.

bck_4559Bored look #3

bck_4560“When is lunch?”

bck_4562She is completely distracted.

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bck_4565She has a question.

bck_4566He has a question.

bck_4567They don’t have any question.

bck_4568Beginning Zen session #2

bck_4572Bored look #4

bck_4573Distracted. Completely.

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bck_4597He just looks business. Small tip: he is not a student.

bck_4601She is surprised by my grand arrival.

bck_4602She still does not look into the camera with both eyes.

bck_4604Bored look #5

bck_4609Professors profess like this.

bck_4610He has never seen a Chinese before.

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bck_4615Hmm..

bck_4616She is the sister of…

bck_4617his.

bck_4621“I want to fly.”

bck_4622I am flattered by my ability of bringing people pleasantness.

bck_4624I am really flattered.

bck_4627This is, of course, her unique way of expressing happiness.

bck_4629Disciple work. Do not expect the same quality.

bck_4632He is an angry man. He comes from a small village in China.

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bck_4640She chews gum.

bck_4663Bored look #6

bck_4683These people are very heat-resistant. It was 100 degrees Celsius.

bck_4688The hotter it becomes, the happier she becomes.

bck_4700The same rule applies to her as well.

bck_4703Chaos.

bck_4705God says: she will either go into medicine, or computer science. And she will be successful.

bck_4716He is proud to be a wildcat.

bck_4719I still bring happiness to people even in this sweltering sweatbox.

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bck_4738“Men are mildly polygamous by nature.” - T.R.P.

bck_4765Scientific study has revealed that people with dimples are smarter than people without.

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